Aforisma = new Array() Aforisma[0] = "Pronto in Venti Minuti!" Aforisma[1] = "Un Blog Che Ha Fegato. Il Vostro." Aforisma[2] = "Col Cuore In Mano. Il Vostro." Aforisma[3] = "Funky Tarro" Aforisma[4] = "INTERNET" Aforisma[5] = "Che Adorabile Canaglia" Aforisma[6] = "Una Cattiva Compagnia" Aforisma[7] = "Sei Tu Forse Un dio?" Aforisma[8] = "Sta Roba Sarà Stata In Coda Due Mesi" Aforisma[9] = "E Sai Cosa Bevi" Aforisma[10] = "Non Si Attacca Al Lavoro Del Tuo Dentista" Aforisma[11] = "Quando Dico GG Nessuno Mi Capisce" Aforisma[12] = "Suoniamo L'Ukulele, Facciamo Follieh" Aforisma[13] = "Che Sballo" Aforisma[14] = "Se Maometto Non Va Alla Montagna" Aforisma[15] = "Il Popolo Della Rete" Aforisma[16] = "Gli Internauti Hanno Deciso" Aforisma[17] = "Impazza Sul Web" Aforisma[18] = "La Cyber-Mania" Aforisma[19] = "Quando Guardo Sagan Mi Commuovo" Aforisma[20] = "Tette e Gattini" Aforisma[21] = "Non Si Attacca Al Lavoro Del Tuo Dentista" Aforisma[22] = "Le Parigine" Aforisma[23] = "Scopare È Così Anni 80" Aforisma[24] = "Pescare Con La Dinamite" Aforisma[25] = "CAZZATE SECSI AWWWW" Aforisma[26] = "I'm the One dei Descendents" Aforisma[27] = "Tette Polposissime" Aforisma[28] = "Uno e Trino (1995) è un romanzo scritto da Tullio Solenghi" Aforisma[29] = "Coltiviamo i limoni, facciamo i matti, dai." Aforisma[28] = "Type A" Aforisma[28] = "Fumiamo solo Quello Che vuoi, Rino" Aforisma[28] = "Dice mia nonna che se non mi sbrigo mi metto con una che è uno scarto" casuale = Math.random() * (Aforisma.length) casuale = Math.floor(casuale) document.write(Aforisma[casuale]) Tumblr (3.0; @unoetrino)http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46da14abf77e8739d658dd9227a6fbcd/tumblr_mn9kbw7XLr1qfsgamo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zhanardi.tumblr.com/post/51161182520/oggi-andrea-pazienza-avrebbe-compiuto-57-anni" target="_blank">zhanardi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oggi Andrea Pazienza avrebbe compiuto 57 anni. Tanti auguri, Maestro.</p> </blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51163955772http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51163955772Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:22 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6182275ba52cf6670befb380dffd87bb/tumblr_mn9akwdMuN1qhrkxko1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://about-hortense.tumblr.com/post/51150031268/antonellina-ti-capisco-sai" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">about-hortense</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Antonellina, ti capisco, sai?</p></blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150485571http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150485571Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:37 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c23b5b62d49e84fd4d2f02363c921842/tumblr_mgmo55IBX91ry6msio1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efddd1a6a42b9b2983de3d13157fbda7/tumblr_mgmo55IBX91ry6msio2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fabr0.tumblr.com/post/51149295138/thedevintownsendfanproject-black-theater-not" target="_blank">fabr0</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedevintownsendfanproject.tumblr.com/post/51149250855/black-theater-not-with-that-attitude-clearly" target="_blank">thedevintownsendfanproject</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://black-theater.tumblr.com/post/51149198094/not-with-that-attitude" target="_blank">black-theater</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Not with that attitude.</p> </blockquote> <p>Clearly he hasn’t tried hard enough.</p> </blockquote> <p>Of course.</p> </blockquote> <p>Plus women and polenta sounds horrible.</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150129861http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150129861Thu, 23 May 2013 16:53:05 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97f5e29d4c4c18f527eb029224201733/tumblr_mg5k832Ull1r4456vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orticariavaria.tumblr.com/post/51138796186/rollotommasi-unoetrino-come-cazzo-si-chiama" target="_blank">orticariavaria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rollotommasi.tumblr.com/post/51138493753/unoetrino-come-cazzo-si-chiama-sta-tizia" target="_blank">rollotommasi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51103500496/come-cazzo-si-chiama-sta-tizia" target="_blank">unoetrino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Come cazzo si chiama sta tizia?</p> </blockquote> <p>Heater Graham. ;)</p> </blockquote> <p>ah si, quella che aveva fatto la psichiatra/psicologa Molly Clock in Scrubs</p> </blockquote> <p>Raga me l’avete rebloggata in mille. Giuro, ho capito come si chiama, mi fa uscire il sangue dalle orecchie da quanto le farei al’amore degli uomini.</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150047942http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51150047942Thu, 23 May 2013 16:51:18 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7d7982b4676d7304195e7761897d504/tumblr_mkfg9uxrUU1s87xt9o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b5f6b7864e4163fc0be185210a56e20f/tumblr_mkfg9uxrUU1s87xt9o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fadf6a52a2201a43642c95a8e541e834/tumblr_mkfg9uxrUU1s87xt9o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21c5208f7b598efd8ac38093d4e36b08/tumblr_mkfg9uxrUU1s87xt9o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e4f79ec3b274634fb04a74369bd3e246/tumblr_mkfg9uxrUU1s87xt9o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149948630http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149948630Thu, 23 May 2013 16:49:11 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c21d4dc706490b4af8ae311ddd0c0503/tumblr_mn5m5wJ3kt1ry46hlo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hobolunchbox.com/post/50992275352/fresh-wine" target="_blank">hobolunchbox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fresh wine.</p> </blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149887789http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149887789Thu, 23 May 2013 16:47:50 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43b4d2dba8ce9f4314ebc78e22abb646/tumblr_mn98gkNe6b1qhrkxko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14fc1bb9b47e2b17eac7dec8280f42aa/tumblr_mn98gkNe6b1qhrkxko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://about-hortense.tumblr.com/post/51147988562/libera-la-giovane" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">about-hortense</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>libera la giovane</p></blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149666651http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149666651Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:56 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d5261e6afa5eb58e0d22a133da9bd2f/tumblr_mn8c68f2Wy1qzscpno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c820e1835781bbaed120a8a0e623c4bf/tumblr_mn8c68f2Wy1qzscpno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://elvisramone.tumblr.com/post/51147366131/yes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elvisramone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>YES.</p></blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149659387http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149659387Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:46 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgpofONMW1rt9n4jo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcgpofONMW1rt9n4jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149652484http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51149652484Thu, 23 May 2013 16:42:36 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21479ab39348f10481a1d3361fc58d7b/tumblr_mn3005ONmZ1rc2mzfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LONDON IS UNDER A TACK!</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144124007http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144124007Thu, 23 May 2013 14:28:39 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49c427a3fe2d59741e2ef951e7658916/tumblr_mlrxb0RTnZ1qmvy8zo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gravitazero.tumblr.com/post/51143371067/rollotommasi-miracle-in-milan-1951" target="_blank">gravitazero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rollotommasi.tumblr.com/post/51137731075/miracle-in-milan-1951-capolavoro" target="_blank">rollotommasi</a>:.</p> <blockquote> <p>Miracle in Milan, 1951</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Fun fact: Mio padre ha fatto la comparsa in Miracolo a Milano, è uno dei bambini che si vedono in una scena.<br/>Gli hanno regalato un giocattolo rosso, tipo.</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144108690http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144108690Thu, 23 May 2013 14:28:18 +0200hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages &amp; keep it a secret from everyone...http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144070654http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51144070654Thu, 23 May 2013 14:27:16 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcubzyHbNF1rhi0rbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51142213854http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51142213854Thu, 23 May 2013 13:34:22 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40cb3e46cd0d1ace661d8c585b51ac05/tumblr_mjo650d9OT1qaz1hso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Raga, parliamone.<br/>Solo a me fumare fa salire un ormone allucinante?</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51142094274http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51142094274Thu, 23 May 2013 13:30:48 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4b41M7H81qh4fpoo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4b41M7H81qh4fpoo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4b41M7H81qh4fpoo3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4b41M7H81qh4fpoo4_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://airpunchingacademic.tumblr.com/post/29391280442" target="_blank">airpunchingacademic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame</p> </blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141982538http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141982538Thu, 23 May 2013 13:27:29 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbed95834a17525fca3ced7658c7cf87/tumblr_mm500zoCUF1r3k73wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8478e548e321d595871b4d6d4408c91/tumblr_mm500zoCUF1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://st4rz.tumblr.com/post/49512133375/awesomephilia-best-drinking-game-ever-da" target="_blank">st4rz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/49385833512/best-drinking-game-ever" target="_blank">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Best drinking game ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>Da provare</p> </blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141747709http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141747709Thu, 23 May 2013 13:20:14 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65bc037c410e9d25b622b89343888978/tumblr_mn8wspbZ0S1qij4o1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dieci chilometri di gambe in salita. <br/>Count me in.</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141053180http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141053180Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:36 +0200skinny biatches for teh winle donne che esistono solo sul tumbli<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89730c7b874b5c2f949d901d045849d8/tumblr_mn82c6oeCM1qb6cnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madonnaliberaprofessionista.tumblr.com/post/51135402714/voi-non-potete-capire-quanto-mi-serva-questa-cosa" target="_blank">madonnaliberaprofessionista</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>voi non potete capire quanto mi serva questa cosa…</p> </blockquote> <p>Minchia ti prego poi rifacciamo la scena del triciclo di shining.</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141038814http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51141038814Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:10 +0200<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OMf9GlLXouA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pickumater.tumblr.com/post/49501983338/siddman-via-guy-recreates-the-matrix-after" target="_blank">pickumater</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://siddman.tumblr.com/post/49444939957/via-guy-recreates-the-matrix-after-asking-his-mom" target="_blank">siddman</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://gawker.com/guy-recreates-the-matrix-after-asking-his-mom-to-descri-487025219?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow" target="_blank">Guy Recreates The Matrix After Asking His Mom to Describe It to Him</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51140488722http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51140488722Thu, 23 May 2013 12:40:15 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1676a1c13518ce61dfdb5fc22678f3b/tumblr_mn8yhxr91W1qa55vbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Eroe.<br/>(Seguitelo su Gallo666.tumblr.com)</p>http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51140181907http://unoetrino.tumblr.com/post/51140181907Thu, 23 May 2013 12:29:56 +0200